Ordinary Extraordinary

Spamoetry

There are always a few gems tucked in amongst the ads for herbal viagra and home equity lines of credit:

From: Juliette
Subject: Got it. No reason to hide.

Oh skirt, accept my brother! Perhaps he may search a little bird. Whimsical cloud visitors, potato drunk, were not to remain above ten days.

An easy distance do you call it? I speedily divide, but Lydia's gloom was the prospect of loss entirely mistaken.

Elizabeth felt that they had his face, but proud Mr. Gardiner, creep, he assured her again of what circle we have seen. Sheep! Oh! no, cerebral my regret - help and compassion learn are crime all done.

Spamoetry

This bit of spamoetry arrived in my mailbox this morning:

To: Amandarin
From: Menachem Golan
Subject: naeouu

nothing, and in the South there was no sign of the dragon, but there was a gathering of very many birds. At that they gazed and wondered; but they were no nearer understanding it, when the first cold stars came out.

How fortuitous! I was just saying the other day that aren't enough Israeli actors sending me excerpts from The Hobbit...

Spam Prose

I know I'm not the first to notice the trend in Spam Prose & Poetry... this arrived in my mailbox this morning included in an advertisment for herb@l vi@gr@:

the sky, I thought that if we were going to join the outfit, and
with glasses and the Mannlicher, full of solids, and
We jumped many waterbuck and once, still hunting along a
ri interfered and kept Mama from shooting things. Once her licence
then me with the Springfield, Pop with the Mannlicher, P.O.M.
Hey, Karl, I yelled. He waved and went back in the tent

Absolutely. Im so damned glad, he said. Theyre
marvellous. Come on, I said. The Roman was off
already. Never heard of
him. like it? Its got a wonderful idea. You see this jig we call
Ot It is interesting what you say. Naturally I do not
Do I have to tell? Isnt the anecdote complete? Its just
l Then ahead we saw a big fire and as we came up and passed,
I Should we talk about how well he
shoots?

Odd. Very odd.