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February 18, 2008

Best Trip Ever

So my Dad's a big rockstar and got flown to Oslo last week for just one day:

Me: How was your trip?
He: Getting there was fine, got everything done that I needed to while I was there, but the trip back was the best business trip I have ever taken.
Me: Why?
He: The plane was hours late, it was packed full, the cabin was overheated, and weather made the turbulence almost constant.
Me: ...? So that was sarcasm, then?
He: No, it was the best trip ever. You see, me and one other gentleman were stuck in the middle of a big block of seats that had been reserved by one group.
Me: That doesn't sound like a good thing.
He: It was a group of Norwegian cheerleaders. 43 Norwegian cheerleaders to be exact.
Me: Aaaaaaah
He: I found myself looking heavenward saying "Lord, I know you don't hear from me very often, but I'd just like to say - thank you."

February 13, 2008

In Short

The Writer's Strike is over, red carpet season rolls brazenly onward, Valentine's Day approaches menacingly, I'm fighting a losing battle with the neighborhood ants over ownership of the kitchen counters, I'm training in any time that is not devoted to working or sleeping, the deadline for an agreement that I made with Keith is looming over my head, and I just applied for a completely fantastic job.

It's February for certain.

And now, back to the trenches.

February 08, 2008

Open Letter: Short & Sweet Edition

Dear Berkeley,

Fuck you.

No, seriously: Fuck you.

No love,
Me

February 05, 2008

I believe

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I'm asking you to believe. Not just in my ability to bring about real change in Washington. . . I'm asking you to believe in yours.

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I reject the notion that the American moment has passed. I dismiss the cynics who say that this new century cannot be another when, in the words of President Franklin Roosevelt, we lead the world in battling immediate evils and promoting the ultimate good.

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We are the people we've been waiting for. We are the change we seek.. . . We are the hope for the future, the answer to the cynics who tell us that our house must stand divided, that we cannot come together, that we are not the ones who can make this world the way it should be.
-Barack Obama, Feb 5 2008

Yes, yes, a thousand times YES. It is so refreshing to be rooting for someone rather than just against the greater of two evils.

Many of my female friends are incensed that I'm not supporting Hillary, but voting for a woman simply because she's female is just as bad as voting for a man simply because he's male. I don't like Hillary Clinton. I don't like her policies, I don't like her double-speak, and I don't trust her to bring real change to our ailing government. She is not my candidate. Barack Obama is, and he has been ever since he gave the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in 2004.

I've been mulling over how best to articulate what it is about Obama that I find so inspiring, but ultimately I've decided simply to quote the words of others who have expressed my feelings perfectly.

From Patrick Nielsen Hayden of Making Light:

I’m for Obama knowing perfectly well that, as Bill Clinton suggested, it’s a “roll of the dice”. A roll of the dice for Democrats, for progressives, for those of us who’ve fought so hard against the right-wing frames that Obama sometimes (sometimes craftily, sometimes naively) deploys. Because I think a Hillary Clinton candidacy will be another game of inches, yielding—at best—another four or eight years of knifework in the dark. Because I think an Obama candidacy might actually shake up the whole gameboard, energize good people, create room and space for real change.

Because he seems to know something extraordinarily important, something so frequently missing from progressive politics in this country, in this time: how to hearten people.  Because when I watch him speak, I see fearful people becoming brave.

That’s not enough.  But it’s something.  It’s a real something.  It’s a start.

From Hilzoy of Obsidian Wings:

. . . people often wonder whether Obama's call for a new kind of politics is just empty words. Here again, I think he has a real record to point to. He has consistently worked for ethics reform. In Illinois, where he helped pass what the WaPo called "the most ambitious campaign reform in nearly 25 years, making Illinois one of the best in the nation on campaign finance disclosure." In the US Senate, he was the Democrats' point man on ethics, and was deeply involved in the ethics legislation passed this year. He didn't get all he wanted -- for instance, he and Russ Feingold couldn't get a bill establishing an Office of Public Integrity to deal with Congressional scandals. But he accomplished a lot, and wants to accomplish more.

Moreover, he is very interested in open government. The searchable database of government grant and contract recipients that I mentioned above is part of that. But Obama's proposals (pdf) go further.

And finally, from Wil Wheaton of WWdN: In Exile:

We've been afraid for too long, and it's cost us dearly. Karl Rove and George Bush and Dick Cheney will have many disastrous legacies, but one of the most despicable and enduring will be how they used fear to deeply and deliberately divide our country.

It's going to be a huge challenge for our next president to heal this nation, and end the Culture of Fear that's been created by the Bush Administration. I believe that Barack Obama is the best candidate to do that, and I was proud to vote for him today.

C'mon California... why aren't you on the Obama bandwagon yet?

 

Space Debris

You know what's on the list of Things I Never Thought I'd Have To Care About?

Errant space debris.

And yet, when a bit of galactic junk took out a satellite, it screwed up my whole morning.

Satellites, you see, are integral to that whole broadcasting-live-from-a-location thing. There are hundreds of birds orbiting the globe at any given time, and we the broadcasting community book space on them to transmit from a remote site back to Master Control. They go in and out of service as they age / get replaced / etc, but it's never good when your contact tells you that the satellite on which you have your time booked "suddenly went out of service." It's really not good when today is Super Tuesday and everyone and their brother is broadcasting live from somewhere and there is no space available anywhere. Or at least, not anywhere useful.

SAT-XYZ? Oh, that'll be swell... except for the fact that it's so low on the Eastern horizon that we can't actually see it from Master Control. Minor detail.

I ended up getting a crash course in orbit locations from our Engineering department and discovered a nifty web resource that was immensely helpful in my formulating a plan B. (I also took no small amount of pride in the fact that I could actually interpret said web resource - I wouldn't have understood a word of it six months ago) Still, I think I had about six panic attacks over the course of four hours as I went through the painstaking process of finding an appropriate satellite, figuring out which company controls reservations on it, and making sure that our Engineering department could program it into our system.

I thought space was supposed to be peaceful!?

February 04, 2008

YEAH BABY!!!

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Giants Receiver David Tyree making
the CATCH OF THE GAME in Super Bowl XLII.

Photo: Matt Slocum

Oh how the mighty have fallen. And you know what? I couldn't be happier (and not just because I've been a Giants fan since birth). Though I was prepared to have some sympathy for the Patriots as they watched their hopes of being 19-0 get dashed, Belichek managed to obliterate that idea by abandoning his team on the field for the last official play of the game.

Suck it Belichek, you graceless, cheating jackass. The simple fact is, the Giants outplayed your boys for all four quarters.

The Giants understood what was at stake, they brought thier A-Game, and in what was possibly the most nail-biting fourth quarter play of all time Manning & Tyree were nothing short of heroic. Eli breaking free of almost the entire Pats defensive line and hurling the ball 32 yards, where David Tyree kept possession by sticking it to his freaking helmet? That is Super Bowl quality football.

I know that in the days to come, the Patriots PR machine will come out with all manner of excuses for why the Patriots played so poorly, and that annoys me. The Giants earned this victory, and they've earned the right to enjoy it without any excuses from their opponents.

God I love football, and I am so sad that the start of the 2008 season is so far away.

Hey, Patriots, how about you add "learn to lose with dignity" to your list of things to do in the off-season? It's a skill you're sorely lacking.

February 03, 2008

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday

Sunday afternoon, February 3rd.

It's cold outside (for Los Angeles, anyway) and pouring rain. My new Crock Pot is full of delicious smelling chili ingredients, which are slowly but surely becoming chili. The cats are snoozing peacefully on my bed. The Super Bowl is on in a little while, and after the game I'll head down to Costa Mesa to see Demz, my favorite Road Dog. The Bossman is snowboarding until Tuesday, so the work week promises to start comparatively peacefully.

Today, life is pretty good.

February 01, 2008

Crossing Things Off

Oh, hey, hi there February, when did you get here? I was just speaking to January...

Um, January?

January, where did you go?

That's odd, he was just here a second ago...

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In all seriousness: How is it February already? It's like someone hit the fast-forward button right before Thanksgiving and hasn't let up on it yet. I suppose it doesn't help that I'm in my busiest season at work - all metaphors about one-armed paper hangers apply.

Still, I've managed to cross a couple of small things off my 101 in 1001 list. Six down, ninety-five to go...

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