Best Trip Ever

So my Dad's a big rockstar and got flown to Oslo last week for just one day:

Me: How was your trip?
He: Getting there was fine, got everything done that I needed to while I was there, but the trip back was the best business trip I have ever taken.
Me: Why?
He: The plane was hours late, it was packed full, the cabin was overheated, and weather made the turbulence almost constant.
Me: ...? So that was sarcasm, then?
He: No, it was the best trip ever. You see, me and one other gentleman were stuck in the middle of a big block of seats that had been reserved by one group.
Me: That doesn't sound like a good thing.
He: It was a group of Norwegian cheerleaders. 43 Norwegian cheerleaders to be exact.
Me: Aaaaaaah
He: I found myself looking heavenward saying "Lord, I know you don't hear from me very often, but I'd just like to say - thank you."

Comments

[bronxelf]

I can totally hear our father saying that.

[Chana]

I believe that's the same comment the Lord got when your dad got to see the young lady's tattoo in Vermont!

[Adri]

Ooooooooh go dad!

[Teece]

ROFL! Brilliant.