You know what they say about assumptions...

Just now, in the office kitchen:

I'm minding my own business, standing at the sink draining the juice out of my canned pineapple before dumping it in a bowl. One of the Associate Producers peers over my shoulder while she's filling her coffee cup.
She: What's that?
Me: Breakfast.
She: Wow, that actually looks healthy.
Me: . . .

I wish that text could appropriately convey the note of incredulity in her voice; she may as well just have said Wow, who knew a cow like you ate fruit? I just assumed that you people exist on a diet of Pop Tarts and Cheetos.

Comments

[Chana]

Well you did fry them in butter and then put maple syrup on top, didn't you? (I must be hungry, that actually sounds good.)

[daz]

*nods*

I get that a lot.

[B.J. -AKA- The Dung Beetle]

Yeah... people are rude sometimes. it's a pity that there's a law against summary executions.

I feel your pain.