Keep Your Friends Close...

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer:

She: Oh, I thought of you in the market the other day. If I ever want to murder you, I saw the perfect weapon in the kosher aisle: a can of poppy seed paste!
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaack! Noooooooooooooooo!
She: It made me laugh, I must say. I didn't even know there was such a product.
Me: It's my kryptonite
She Always good to know that everyone can find it at Vons.
Me: I'd better start being nicer to people... :-)
She: Starting with me, since I know which aisle it's in.
Me: *bats eyelashes* Have I told you lately that I love you?
She: Mwah! Back at ya. I forgot where the poppyseeds are already.
Me: Yay!
Me: *phew*

Comments

[Keith]

Good thing neither of you are Jewish... poppy seed paste is used regularly in the traditional pastries made for one of the holidays. Personally, I love it -- more for me if you're allergic to it!