Gah

Before 10am this morning I:

• Discovered that not only is my hot water heater (still) broken, the pilot on my furnace won't stay lit either.


• Stubbed my to so hard that I chipped my (fresh) pedicure.


• Dropped (and broke) a glass full of orange juice.


• Left my car at the dealership for "routine" maintenance and got shuttled to work by Faboo Supervisor.


• Nearly got carsick on the ride to work due to the heat & stop-n-go-traffic.


• Had two cameramen back out for tomorrow four minutes after sitting down at my desk.


• Got a call from the dealership letting me know that my car needs $1500 worth of parts & service, including new brakes and rotors. Guess who doesn't have $1500?

The day continued along its morning path so before 10pm this evening I:

• Had a glass of wine with dinner.


• Had another glass of wine.


• Had a third glass of wine.


• Started swigging wine straight from the bottle.

OK Mercury, you win. *waves white flag* I shall be over here licking my wounds in the company of my good friend, Pinot Grigio.