Two Words

And now for something completely frivolous - a meme that I found via Geodyne!

Answer each question with precisely TWO words:

What ended your last relationship?
Other woman

When was the last time you shaved?
Thursday night

What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Drinking tea

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Washing dishes

Are you any good at math?
When necessary

Your prom night?
Skipped it

Do you have any famous ancestors?
Rebel Highlanders

Have you had to take a loan out for school?
No, thankfully

Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
Every one

Last thing received in the mail?
Refund check

How many different beverages have you had today?
Just tea

Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
Of course

Who did you lose your concert virginity to?
Phil Collins

Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Not usually

What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Tooth extraction

What is out your back door?
Neglected patio

Any plans for Friday night?
Run preparation

Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Sexy mess

Have you ever received one of those big tins of three different popcorns?
Yes, yuck

Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Not recently

Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Four times

Some things you are excited about?
Coming months

What is your favorite flavor of Jell-o?
Bright green

Describe your keychain(s)?
Scuffed carabiner

Where do you keep your change?
Piggy bank

When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Year ago

What kind of winter coat do you own?
Barely necessary

What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Hot, sunny

Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Always open