Open Letter

Dear Asshole Who Dented My Car,

You left two gashes on my rear passenger side door, one of which is more than a foot long and both of which include chips of your paint. There's no way you could have done that type of damage without noticing.

You could have at least left a fucking note.

Please die in a fire.

No love,
Me

P.S. What kind of urban assault vehicle were you driving that you could put a dent that big above the handle of my rear door? I drive an Escape for heaven's sake!

Comments

[Adri]

that person is teh suck.